God Answers Nebraska Agnostic’s Challenge

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Sep 21 2007

God Answers Nebraska Agnostic’s Challenge

Posted at 11:06 am under Politics, Religion, Science and Technology, Skepticality, Society

… or so claims John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court.

Fried claims that god responded to a lawsuit brought against his ’lordship’ by State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha.

According to AP Chambers, who considers himself an agnostic, "sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants."

Friend claims that god’s filing appeared miraculously on the counter, "It just all of a sudden was here — poof!"

Although this first filing listed Michael the Archangel as witness, a second filing that also appeared miraculously on the clerk’s counter lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office.

So either god hired a law firm, or he actually lives in Corpus Christi. Just like that, poof!

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2 Responses to “God Answers Nebraska Agnostic’s Challenge”

johnnyon 21 Sep 2007 at 12:32 pm 1

I find this absolutely hallarious. However, I must side with the defendent in exposing the stupidity of filing a lawsuit against God.
Mana Master of Mischiefon 21 Sep 2007 at 4:08 pm 2

This falls into the “priceless” category.