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Jan 08 2008

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“let’s take secular nonsense and pious silliness out of politics”

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Push Pin…says Isaac C. Rottenberg in a Rocky Mountain News Speakout commentary.

Rottenberg starts by quoting Washington University professor Jonathan Turley,

“This election, the candidates are talking so much about faith that one would think they wanted to be in the College of Cardinals rather than the Hall of Presidents.”

He doesn’t explain his secular nonsense comment , so I fear while he’s trying to bring a new commentary to the extensive debate of religion and elections Rottenberg is just rehashing (in new words) what many political commentators have said, that Constitution prohibits any religious test for office.

Rottenber is right about one thing, that this campaign has been overridden by pious silliness.

Charles Krauthammer in his Washington Post column called the phenomenon an “overdose of public piety.”

Mitt Romney declares, “Freedom and religion endure together, or perish alone.” Barack Obama opens his speech at his South Carolina Oprah rally with “Giving all praise and honor to God. Look at the day that the Lord has made.” Mike Huckabee explains his surge in the polls thus: “There’s only one explanation for it, and it’s not a human one. It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of 5,000 people.”

This campaign is knee-deep in religion, and it’s only going to get worse. I’d thought that the limits of professed public piety had already been achieved during the Republican CNN-YouTube debate when some squirrelly looking guy held up a Bible and asked, “Do you believe every word of this book?” — and not one candidate dared reply: None of your damn business.

It would be interesting to try to find the source of this piety (some of which I believe to be just purely rhetorical, and some with consider a lie). Is it fear of the evangelical right’s ability to rally the troops and make their voices (irrational as they many be) heard louder than those who try for a balanced approach?

There is a communication theory that says it is easier to persuade from the middle to one extreme, than from one extreme to the other. So maybe all of our candidates are trying to balance themselves on a pin in the religious middle, thus all the piousness.

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Jan 08 2008

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“How to be the First Black Man to Win Iowa”

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Prince Akbar, aka Jus Rhymz delivered a wicked poem at the Green Mill poetry slam, Sun. Jan. 6, 2007. While the writing is a little rough, the delivery was superb and it represents a unique commentary to why Obama beat Clinton in Iowa. Here are some excerpts:

Psst. Hillary

You came in 3rd in IOWA

Probably wondering why.

Saying to yourself right now

‘How did I lose to a funny named black guy?’

Since I have lost a couple poetry slams in my day,

Sometimes even to a rookie poet

I know how pissed off and disappointed you are,

So let me be heroic.

The political experts say to win New Hampshire and more,

You got to go negative so I know you looking for dirt.

Well look no further than this stage,

Because I got some evidence

that proves how Barack Obama’s campaign really works.

(…)

So here are the top 5 reasons Barack’s a success:

(…)

Reason number 5!

How did Barack blow out John Edwards and Clinton in the first place?

Barack made a deal to fuck Oprah Winfrey,

and I have the secret sex tape.

He wrote a book about the sex trade with Oprah

named ‘Dreams of my father’ and it’s true.

If Oprah’s rich ass was attending that college in Hawaii

instead of Barack’s mom, he would dream of fucking her too?

Reason number 4!

Explains how Barack got young voters to back him hands down.

He admitted in his book he’s drank alcohol plus did coke

and they like how that sounds.

You keep bragging about your experience.

and how you ready to lead.

People under 30 don’t give a shit and they more impressed,

if the next president is a guy that also loves some good weed.

Reason number 3!

Will help you understand despite you being a woman and white.

The majority of female voters in Iowa voted for Barack,

and not for you Hilary, to lead the fight.

The truth is Barack won that demographic

by being upfront and posing with Michelle.

And you’re guaranteed to win over white women,

if you’re successful and black and not trying act like a white male.

They probably don’t trust your judgment,

Because you voted for the war

and stood by your man through all that mess.

Mistakes that left

American blood on the battlefield,

and an American president’s cum ob a bimbo’s dress.

Reason number 2!

is sure to help you and explain why the Obama name

did not kill his chance in a white Midwest state

White folks used to care about white English names.

but that was in the past when foreigners with funny names

knew their place.

The only time you meet someone with an English name

is when you stand in line at Star Bucks

or get greeted at Walmart or Best Buy

Try calling customer service for anything in America

and if someone named Bob answers the phone call

this poem is a god damned lie!

We can vote for a Barack

because we buy slurpies and take cabs from him everyday fool.

And don’t give me that shit,

about Obama rhyming with Osama.

Because Bush and Dick rhymes some evil shit too.

Like Bush and Dick…

Rhymes with…

tax cuts for the rich!

and fuck the constitution and air pollution,

we republicans bitch!

Final reason number 1!

is the top explanation

Barack won and shocked all cynics

Because when it comes to kicking over priviledged white politician asses

Barack should hold a clinic.

He was the first black man to be president of the Harvard review.

First black man to be the senator of Illinois.

Fuck you talking about experience Hillary,

Barack’s got experience beating all the white boys.

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